tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9196316261585940971.post5521375625509737920..comments2023-07-06T06:04:07.849-07:00Comments on Sister, Daughter, Mother, Wife: The Funnest People are Often Small: Things Your Kids Have Said (Q and LA)Anna Mussmannhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11631139113615066986noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9196316261585940971.post-53625911082400528632015-01-13T03:50:21.417-08:002015-01-13T03:50:21.417-08:00When my daughter first received a doll for her bir...When my daughter first received a doll for her birthday, she didn't seem to like it. Granted, it was a realistic looking, newborn type that is wrinkly and not very cute. I tried to show her how to hold it and feed it. "Don't you like your doll?" She was only one, but after some mumbling I distinctly heard her say "it's dead!" It could be my new mom imagination, but after I explained that it's only a toy and never was alive, she liked it just fine.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17471209357630519207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9196316261585940971.post-51598454763121467812015-01-09T17:54:52.744-08:002015-01-09T17:54:52.744-08:00Yes, children are quite honest. I remember more th...Yes, children are quite honest. I remember more than 20 years ago when my mother and I took my little niece and nephew out for ice cream at a convenience store. They kept staring at the clerk who was quite be-wrinkled. Then my nephew out and said it--"You're real old, ain't ya?"Jodyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08124853867811087834noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9196316261585940971.post-46017120317929409842015-01-09T14:00:02.225-08:002015-01-09T14:00:02.225-08:00I must remain anonymous, for my words were unchari...I must remain anonymous, for my words were uncharitable, but did result in a funny comment from my 3 year old son. I commented (privately to my husband) that the choir that morning sounded like someone swinging around a bag of cats during the Alleluia. (I know, I'm the worst.) My son, who was in the other room, replied, "Cats don't say Alleluia! They say, 'Meow.'"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9196316261585940971.post-43777366146085696052015-01-09T12:47:00.060-08:002015-01-09T12:47:00.060-08:00These are so fun to read. Evil Foam, I love it! Yo...These are so fun to read. Evil Foam, I love it! You gotta watch out for those "Lord's Prayer" ones, we've gotten "give us this day our staley bread" and Lily still says "Thine is the kingdom and the power and the glory for Never and Never." So great. Is it totally wrong that I haven't corrected her? I just think it's so cute. Katy Clara's pained expression when she said that was a nice bonus.Aubrihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08227021953581761031noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9196316261585940971.post-52461384393311211022015-01-09T08:14:37.965-08:002015-01-09T08:14:37.965-08:00These are great ("I'm tired of saying WOR...These are great ("I'm tired of saying WORDS" remains close to my heart, Aubri). This morning my seven-year-old saw a picture of a "sculpture" some kids made for their mom. It included a peace sign. Her reaction was "Why did they make a wreath with a chicken foot in it?"Katyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00238246037896274014noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9196316261585940971.post-33012228625132471402015-01-09T04:58:56.081-08:002015-01-09T04:58:56.081-08:00Great! I love reading such funny things.
My pott...Great! I love reading such funny things.<br /><br />My potty-training 2yo was trying to flush the toilet, but it wouldn't flush. I told her it was broken, and that we would have Daddy fix it. She replied, "Yes, Him put batteries in it, and it will work again!"<br /><br />My other daughter, when she was but a wee mite, told me once when I called her my little girl, "I'm not a little girl. I am a WOMAN!"<br /><br />My now 5yo noticed at a restaurant recently that almost everybody around us, including the waitress, seemed to be speaking Spanish. When the waitress asked her (in English, and heavily accented) if she could take her plate, she excitedly told her Daddy afterwards, "Daddy, I can understand Spanish!"<br /><br />Oh, if I could remember all the things the little ones say!Jodyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08124853867811087834noreply@blogger.com